Note to Self
* Cut up pieces of Styrofoam peanuts are right up there with glitter...stick to everything & a pain in the butt to clean up!!!!
* Do not trust the 5 year old will do what you say when he asks if he can cut up Styrofoam peanuts..."Yes, if you keep them in the box. Do not put them on the floor"
* Accepting the role of mother means you no longer get to pee or shower undisturbed!
* When you get a "naughty" shopping cart and it is loaded down by a case of water and 25lb causing all sorts of pushing issues...turn your thinking around and push from the front instead of the handle. Don't mind the stares...they are just jealous that they are still struggling with their "naughty" carts!
* Do not trust the 5 year old will do what you say when he asks if he can cut up Styrofoam peanuts..."Yes, if you keep them in the box. Do not put them on the floor"
* Accepting the role of mother means you no longer get to pee or shower undisturbed!
* When you get a "naughty" shopping cart and it is loaded down by a case of water and 25lb causing all sorts of pushing issues...turn your thinking around and push from the front instead of the handle. Don't mind the stares...they are just jealous that they are still struggling with their "naughty" carts!
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