Wanted . . .

I am interrupting previously scheduled posts about our vacation, to place a "Want ad".

Looking for a kind, patient person to potty train a two year old and/or a four year old. Treats, incentives, rewards and bribes for success on the potty will be provided. Payment of $400/ child will be paid when the child can successfully stay clean and dry during the day. (Pay was determined by the minimum amount parents spend each year per child on diapers and is only slightly negotiable). Experience is preferred, as there will be no training for the "trainer". Relocation packages can be negotiated for trainer or child. Job begins immediately. To apply please leave a comment.

Comments

MikesDork said…
I will take the cute 2 year old... but my terms are you must send her to California..... she may not return though :)

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